Who you calling cootie queen? You LINT LICKER
A bitch who about that action  (via chanelofhouston)

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I had like 2 pimples through the entirety of my teens and now I’m gonna have some fucking acne? fuck you stupid skin and stupid hormones I didn’t ask for this

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But rarely do you ever tell people about the true depths of your loneliness, about how you feel more and more alienated from your friends each passing day and you’re not sure how to fix it. It seems like everyone is just better at living than you are.
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I have a text message. But my phone is over there. And my dog is on my lap.

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Everyone’s all like oh my gawwwwwwwwd you need a boyfriend!! I can set you up with someone!!!1

and I’m all like nooooo that will give me anxiety


That’s about right.


That’s about right.

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"for gods sake Ariel has a nude scene" tumblr user says as s/he posts a gif of Ariel wearing her shell bra